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Politically Correct Seasons Greetings... -Forwarded

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Subject: Politically Correct Seasons Greetings... -Forwarded
From: "Stinocher, Bryan D." <bdstinocher@sewsus.com>
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1998 14:29:26 -0600charset="iso-8859-1"
I sure hope I don't offend anyone with this!

Bryan Stinocher
bdstinocher@sewsus.com
502-782-7397 xt.2284
68 TR 250 CD 5853 L

<< Politically Correct Seasons Greetings...

 Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes
 for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
 non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
 holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
 religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
 choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
 traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
 secular traditions at all...and a fiscally successful, personally
 fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
 of the generally accepted calendar year 1999, but not without due
 respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
 contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to
 imply that America is necessarily
 greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
 hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
 physical
 ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual
 preference of the wishee.

 (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
  This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
  transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
 no
  promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
  her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
  revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
 warranted
  to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings
 for
  a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
  greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
 replacement
  of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
 wisher.)

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