I sure hope I don't offend anyone with this!
Bryan Stinocher
bdstinocher@sewsus.com
502-782-7397 xt.2284
68 TR 250 CD 5853 L
<< Politically Correct Seasons Greetings...
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all...and a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year 1999, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to
imply that America is necessarily
greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical
ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual
preference of the wishee.
(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings
for
a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wisher.)
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