A women goes to here doctor and complains about her sex life with her
husband. The doctor tells her about this experimental drug call
Viagra. He proceeds to give her a bottle and says "take 1 pill prior
to having sex".
Next day the lady goes back to the doctor and tells him how
wonderful it was and asks what would happen if she gave her husband
two of these pills. Doctor says remember this is an experimental
drug so we don't really know what will happen. Lady goes home and
gives her husband the two pills before the have sex.
Next day she goes back to the doctor and is just super happy and
bubbly. Tells the doctor is was even better than ever. She then
asks what would happen if she gave him five pills. Doctor says gee I
don't, remember this is just experimental so you should be careful.
Lady goes home and gives her husband five of the pills. Next day she
comes back looking a little tired but with a big smile on her face.
She tells the doctor this was by far and away the greatest ever. She
then tells the doctor shes going to give him the whole bottle next
time. Doctor says, I can't really recommend that since we don't know
what the results would be.
Next day at work the lady shows up looking really run down and tired
but she is smiling a little bit.
Two weeks go by and the lady's little boy walks into the doctors
office and asks the doctor if he has an antidote for the pills he
gave his mom. The doctor asks why and the little boy says because my
mom is dead, my sister is pregnant, my butt is sore and my dad is
sitting in the corner calling "here kitty kitty".
Brad (Lincoln Nebraska 402-464-1502)
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