A hip young man goes out and buys a 1997 Ferrari GTO . It is the
best and most expensive car available in the world, costing about $500,000.
He takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old man
on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old
man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of
car ya' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A 1998 Ferrari GTO.
They cost about a half million dollars!" "That's a lot of money," says the
old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up
to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly. The moped driver
asks, "Can I take a look inside?" "Sure," replies the owner. So the old
man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his
moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!" Just then
the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can
do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting
closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly,
whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster! "What on
earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot cooming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes
by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked like the
old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped
outrun a Ferrari?!" Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror!
Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the
rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! Of course, the
moped and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the old man
and says, "You're badly hurt! Is there anything I can do for you?" The
old man moans and replies, "Yes, Unhook my suspenders from your side-view
mirror!"
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