To sum it up - that is all just
A Mace-ing
Carl
-----Original Message-----
From: Andrew Mace [SMTP:amace@unix2.nysed.gov]
Sent: Wednesday, April 15, 1998 10:46 AM
To: Scions of Stanpart
Subject: Re: MMMM (mild-mannered Mr. Mace)
OK, I started it with:
>>>>> You are WRONG, Castrol-breath!
Tom O'Malley's query:
>>>> Hahahah...can this message really be
>>>> coming from the mild-mannered Mr. Mace?...
>>>> That Ford dealer has NO IDEA of how close he came to seeing
the
>>>> "wrath of Mace"! :-)
Great film starring Henry Fonda, right?
Joe Curry's brief reSPITe:
>>> I've heard (but can't actually verify) that you have never
been
>>> attacked until you've been Maced!!!!
Gee, never heard THAT one before (except all through the 1960s
and ever
since...) ;-)
Larry Hooven, on probation for his gearbox removal suggestions,
asked:
>> after cowering for over a week, i can verify this
fact.........can i
>> come out of my corner now?????
Yes. See Warden Curry; he'll give you $5.00 and a new suit.
Finally, Gregory "duck and cover" P. offers the pentultimate
quip:
> You call that an attack?!? That was more like "a grazing Mace"
Greg unfortunately has had to leave the list, as he'll be taking
the
corner previously occupied by a Mr. L. Hooven.
--Andy
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Wait, I know that hymn, Greg. A bagpipe favorite (in itself
perhaps an
oxymoron), right? Let's see..."A Grazing Mace, how sweet the
sound that
saved a wrench like me? I once was lost, but now I'm found; was
blind and
drove an MG...."
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