What State mottos should be...
Since they put state mottos on license plates and you hava to have a
license plate on an LBC, this is LBC related, right? Enjoy anyway, that is
until you come to your favorite state, then you can be offended - but
please don't blame me, I'm just passing it on.
Bob
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>What State Mottos SHOULD Be
>Alabama:
>At Least We're not Mississippi
>Alaska:
>11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
>Arizona:
>Dehyd-rific!
>Arkansas:
>Litterasy Ain't Everthing
>California:
>As Seen on TV
>Colorado:
>If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
>Connecticut:
>Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
>Delaware:
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>Florida:
>Ask Us About Our Grandkids
>Georgia:
>We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
>Hawaii:
>Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
>(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
>Idaho:
>More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
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>Real Good
>Illinois:
>Gateway to Iowa
>Indiana:
>2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
>Iowa:
>Land of James T. Kirk
>Kansas:
>First Of The Rectangle States
>Kentucky:
>Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
>Louisiana:
>We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
>Maine:
>Cheap Lobster
>Maryland:
>A Thinking Man's Delaware
>Massachusetts:
>Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
>Michigan:
>First Line of Defense From the Canadians
>Minnesota:
>For Sale
>Mississippi:
>Come Feel Better About Your Own State
>Missouri:
>Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
>Montana:
>Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
>Nebraska:
>Ask About Our State Motto Contest
>Nevada:
>Whores and Poker!
>New Hampshire:
>Go Away and Leave Us Alone
>New Jersey:
>You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
>New Mexico:
>Lizards Make Excellent Pets
>New York:
>You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
>North Carolina:
>Tobacco is a Vegetable
>North Dakota:
>Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!
>Ohio:
>Don't Judge Us by Cleveland
>Oklahoma:
>Like the Play, only No Singing
>Oregon:
>Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
>Pennsylvania:
>Cook With Coal
>Rhode Island:
>We're Not REALLY An Island
>South Carolina:
>Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
>South Dakota:
>Closer Than North Dakota
>Tennessee:
>The Educashun State
>Texas:
>Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)
>Utah:
>Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
>Vermont:
>Yep
>Virginia:
>Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>Washington:
>Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
>Washington, D.C.:
>Wanna Be Mayor?
>West Virginia:
>One Big Happy Family -- Really!
>Wisconsin:
>Come Cut Our Cheese
>Wyoming:
>Wynot?
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