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> From: dave eaton <dezn490@wadnr.gov>
> To: triumphs@autox.team.net
> Subject: No LBC content but funny ??
> Date: 16 January 1998 20:28
>
>
> Brenda O'Malley is home as usual, making dinner, when Tim Finnegan
> >>arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've
> >>somethin'
> >>to tell ya."
> >>
> >>"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's
> >>my
> >>husband?"
> >>
> >>"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident
> >>down at the Guiness brewery..."
> >>
> >>"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
> >>
> >>"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
> >>
> >>Brenda reached a hand out to her side, found the arm of the rocking
> >>chair by the fireplace, pulled the chair to her and collapsed into it.
> >>She wept for many minutes. Finally she looked up at Tim. "How did it
> >>happen, Tim?"
> >>
> >>"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guiness Stout and
> >>drowned."
> >>
> >>Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least
> >>go quickly?"
> >>
> >>"Well, no Brenda......no."
> >>
> >>"No?"
> >>
> >>"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
> >>
> Dave Eaton
> 71 GT6 MK3
> 62&65 Heralds
> TSSC NW/USA/rep
> Olympia, Washington (the state)
> dezn490@wadnr.gov
Great Joke Dave!
I'm sure you have a few about spicks, yids and wops too.
Peter Gillis
Dublin, Ireland.
63TR4
69 2000 Mk1
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