>Date: Fri, 16 Jan 1998 14:39:32 -0600 (CST)
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>From: Jim Eynon <jimeynon@siu.edu>
>Subject: Cop Stop
>
>Sorry folks, just couldn't help myself
>Jim
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>>>
>>> A police officer pulls over a little red sports car for speeding. He
>>> walks up to the car and the first thing he notices is how gorgeous the
>>> driver is. Drop dead blonde, the works.
>>>
>>> "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your driver's
>>> license?"
>>>
>>> "License . . . ???" The blonde looks confused.
>>>
>>> "It's usually in your wallet," replies the officer.
>>>
>>> After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver manages to find it.
>>>
>>> "Now may I see your registration?" asks the cop.
>>>
>>> "Registration . .What's that?" asks the blonde.
>>>
>>> "It's usually in your glove compartment," says the cop impatiently.
>>>
>>> After more fumbling, she finds the registration.
>>>
>>> "I'll be back in a minute," says the cop and walks back to his squad car.
>>> The officer runs a routine check on the license and registration, and the
>>> dispatcher comes back all excited:
>>>
>>> "Is this woman driving a red sports car?" he asks.
>>>
>>> "Yes," answers the officer. "Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asks
>>> the dispatcher.
>>>
>>> "Uh, yes" replies the cop.
>>>
>>> "Here's what you do" says the dispatcher. "Give her back her stuff,
>>> stand back and drop your pants."
>>>
>>> "WHAT!!? I can't do that. That's crazy!" exclaims the cop.
>>>
>>> "Trust me; just do it," says the dispatcher.
>>>
>>> So the cop returns to the blonde, hands back the license and
>>> registration, and drops his pants as instructed. The blonde rolls
>>> up her eyes and sighs, "Oh no! Not ANOTHER breathalyzer.
>>>
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