Thought y'all might like this one:
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> Five surgeons taking a coffee break
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> 1st surgeon says: Accountants are the best to operate on because
> when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
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> 2nd surgeon says: Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside
> them is in alphabetical order.
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> 3rd surgeon says: Try electricians, man! Everything inside THEM is
> color coded.
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> 4th surgeon says: I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless,
> gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable.
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> To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the
> conversation, says: I like British car restorers....they always
> understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.
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