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From: Justin Wagner
To: Triumph News Group
Subject: WWII ENGLISH VS. AMERICAN JOKE - SKIP IF YOU DON'T LIKE HUMOR
Date: 1997-10-16 12:57
Priority: 3
Message ID: A32A97843246D11180FA002048071703
Ive never sent a joke to the group... but this one seems appropriate...
just recieved it this morning. Please skip if not interested in jokes.
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A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three
months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught a supply
boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a train to
London. The train was extremely crowded and he could not find a seat.
He was dead on his feet and walked the length of the train looking for
any
place to sit down.
Finally he found a compartment with seats facing each other; there was
room for two people on each seat. On one side sat only a proper
looking,
older British lady, with a small dog sitting in the empty seat beside
her.
"Could I please sit in that seat" he asked. The lady was insulted;
"you
Americans are so rude" she said, "can't you see my dog is sitting
there"?
He walked through the train more and still could not find a seat. He
found
himself back at the same place. "Lady, I love dogs - have a couple
at
home - so I would be glad to hold your dog if I can sit down" he
said. The
lady replied "you Americans are not only rude you are arrogant" she
said.
He leaned against the wall for a time, but was so tired he finally
said
"lady,
I've been on the front lines in Europe for three months with not a
decent
rest for all that time; could I please sit there and hold your dog?"
The
lady
replied "you Americans are not only rude and arrogant, you are also
obnoxious."
With that comment, the soldier calmly stepped in, picked up the dog,
threw it out the window, and sat down. The lady was speechless. An
older,
neatly dressed Englishman sitting across on the other seat spoke up.
"Young man, I do not know if all you Americans fit the lady's
description
of you or not. But I do know that you Americans do a lot of things
wrong. You drive on the wrong side of the road, you hold your fork
with
the wrong hand, and now you have just thrown the wrong bitch out of
the
window."
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