SUCHAK wrote:
>
> dstauffa@csc.com wrote:
> >
> > The only problem I've
> > had Stateside is flashing my headlights when cruising down the freeway fast
> > lane. No one seems to know why I'm flashing my lights. They just proceed
> > slowly. D**m American drivers!
> >
> > Dave,
> > San Diego,
> > 1970 TR6 - with a new set of floorboards and spare tire pan!
>
> Amen Brother!
>
> Here in Florida old people drive with an absolute disregard for traffic
> laws. It's like every other car in the left lane is a late 80's Caddy
> with a guy in a hat doing 48 miles an hour, right turn indicator blazing
> away for apparently no reason other than to make it perilous to try to
> slip by on the right when there's an opening, in case old Willard
> actually decides that the planets have FINALLY come into the proper
> alignment indicating the time has come to actually vacate the FRIGGING
> FAST LANE!! I mean, I really don't think their families would allow
> them to drive any more if they only knew what Gran and Gramps are
> perpetrating on the roadways of the Sunshine State.
>
> But no, *YOU* people just pack 'em off to come live down here... Out
> of sight, out of mind, eh?!? Yeah right, out of *YOUR* sight, in *MY*
> GOLDANGED LEFT LANE!
>
> And you CANT even be obnoxious to them 'cause it's somebodys Grandma and
> Granpa.. It's like you *HAVE* to be nice to them just because they went
> off and fought World War Two and that stuff. And when you finally DO
> get past them it's like some little old guy craning to see over the dash
> of the LAC (Large American Car) and looking confused. So you're stuck
> behind these geezers for twenty five miles, all the while wanting to
> flash them, sit two feet off their bumper with the horn blaring, wave
> your hands around in a menacing manner, scream obscenities like you had
> Turettes Syndrome.... But you can't because it's some old lady with a
> name like Ida.
>
> (I'll bet it's even worse for my Tampa brethren...)
>
> Sorry for the lack of LBC content... Ummm, how 'bout "I'm frequently
> blocked while driving my TRIUMPH"
>
> There.
>
> John
>
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John, I think it is real nice of you to let granny & Gramps to use your
roads once in a while, maybe it would be a good idea if you went around
to some of the retirement homes and explain your rules for your roads and
be sure to inform them how strongly you feel about senior citizens on
your roads when you are out in your car and how they must abide by your
rules for your roads. I might be wrong but I think I would be willing to
make a bet either granny or gramps would slap the S#%*&^T out of you.and
very rightfully so !!!!
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