AUSTRALIAN & British readers will understand this one,info for the rest of
the world, Our respective governments have decided to help protect us from
ourselves,first the guns now??????
GOVERNMENT BUY BACK INITIATIVE
Due to the success of the recent gun buy back, the Coalition Government has
decided to reduce the horrendous road toll inflicted on innocent citizens of
Australia each year. This will be done in the following manner.
All owners of High Powered 6 and 8 cylinder vehicles will have to surrender
them at a date yet to be set.
Owners of 4 Cylinder vehicles will be allowed to keep them, if they can
prove a genuine need!
Motorcycles over 250 cc will also have to be surrendered.
The Coalition has allocated $600,000,000,000.02 of Taxpayers money to fund this
Further details of the Buy back will be announced soon.
Legislation will be enacted soon to legalize this brave new innovation.
All states will be moving to uniform road traffic laws, and we have decided
to change driving, to the right hand side of the road, (also to be funded by
TAXPAYERS).
Citizens of Australia Please note, we will also be buying back the following:
KITCHEN KNIVES, CIGARETTES, ALCOHOL, SWIMMING POOLS, and FOODS high in
cholesterol, in line with other major causes of death in this country.
This is not a knee jerk reaction.
HELP make AUSTRALIA A SAFER PLACE.
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