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Subject: For Fun
From: Paul Burr <tigerpb@ids.net>
Date: Tue, 22 Apr 1997 18:14:10 +0100
A Europa Owner who is a friend sent this to me.  I thought it rang true.


Q:  How many internet mail list subscribers does it take repair a Lotus
taillight ground circuit?
 
 A:  1,331:
  
1 to change the light bulb and to post to the list that the bulb has
been
changed

14 to share experiences of changing bulbs and how it could have been
changed
differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers

156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb
discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.

41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.

109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take
this
email exchange to alt.lite.bulb

203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light
bulbs and
therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique,
and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected
URLs.

 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to
this
list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.

33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all
headers
and footers, and then add "Me Too."

12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot
handle
the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."

 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.

47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave
it
here.

143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.

Frank Marrone          MK I Tiger B9471116
marrone@wco.com        1966 LTD 
                       Series I Alpine  "fix me"
                       Yamaha Seca 900

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