> If restaurants functioned like Microsoft:
>
> Patron: Waiter!
>
> Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What
> seems
> to be the problem?
>
> Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
>
> Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
>
> Patron: No, it's still there.
>
> Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it
> with a
> fork instead.
>
> Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
>
> Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of
> bowl
> are you using?
>
> Patron: A SOUP bowl!
>
> Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration
> problem;
> how was the bowl set up?
>
> Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with
> the
> fly in my soup?
>
> Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the
> fly
> in your soup?
>
> Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
>
> Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the
> Day?
>
> Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
>
> Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
>
> Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
>
> Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
>
> Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running
> late
> now.
>
> [Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the
> check.]
>
> Waiter: Here you are, sir. The soup and your check.
>
> Patron: This is potato soup.
>
> Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
>
> Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
>
> [Waiter leaves.]
>
> Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
>
> ----------
>
> The check:
>
> Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . $ 5.00
>
> Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . $ 2.50
>
> Access to support . . . . . . . . . . $10.00
>
>
> Editors Note:
> Bug in the soup........included at no extra charge (will be fixed
> with Tomorrow's soup of the day)
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Name: Robert Ylitalo
City/Country: Kiruna, Sweden
Cars: Spitfire mk2 1965
Ford Mondeo Hgv 94
Homepage: http://www.kiruna.se/~roberto/
Triumph page: http://www.kiruna.se/~roberto/triumph/triumph.html
E-mail: robert.ylitalo@kiruna.se
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