Five surgeons are taking a coffee break.
1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when
you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside
them
is in alphabetical order."
3rd surgeon says: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside THEM is
color coded."
4th surgeon says: "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless,
gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the
conversation, says "I like British car restorers ....
they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."
Regards
Gavin Lukin
Sydney Australia
1978 Triumph TR7 FHC 2.0 5spd A/C BRG sunroof sprint mags twin
Strombergs
1969 Triumph MK3 Spitfire
1959 Austin Healy MK1 Sprite (empty shell)
196? Austin Healy MK2 Sprite (Badly pranged, in need of a shell)
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