Triumph wrote:
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> Now try to get laid because you drivin' the Caravan. I don't think so
> hombres.
>
It would be ALOT easier in a Caravan....
>
> The typical TR6 driver posseses the following attributes:
> * Chicks generally dig them.
Yes, they LOVE sportscars.
> * They are well educated, thinking human beings more prone to fixing a
> problem themselves than to driving the problem down to the Dodge dealership
> and saying "umm, I'm not sure whats wrong(up ending) but its making this
> "wicky ticky wicky ticky sound(up ending) "
I wouldn't drive down to the Dodge dealership. I don't have a Dodge,
but I do have Ford, so I would take my NEW one down to the Ford
dealership for WARRANTY repairs.
> * Is least likely among all drivers to purchase aftermarket wings.
I do purchase aftermarket wings, but not for vintage tin.
> * Sends Christmas cards to their mechanics.
I am my own mechanic, so what's the point of sending myself a Christmas
card?
> * Is least likely among all drivers to ever pull into a Dodge dealership
'cept maybe to buy a Dodge Viper!
>
> Further examinations reveal these traits of the typical Dodge Caravan driver:
> * Not one has ever made the Caravan cover the quarter mile in anywhere near
> 17.6 seconds.
Don't think so, my friend has an older Caravan with a turbocharged four
cylinder. It gets down the 1/4 mile in less than fifteen seconds!
> * 9 out of 9 Caravan drivers could tell you how to get melted gummi bears out
> of the upholstery.
I don't drive a Caravan, but I do know how to get melted gummi bears out
of upholstery.
> * 9 out of nine havent been laid during the duration of ownership of their
> vehicles.
> * Caravan Drivers couldnt identify the TR6 in a lineup.
Don't know about the last two...
Ron N.
Dalton, Ga
http://member.dalton.net/~spitfire1500
77 Spitfire 1500 - with a decklid spoiler
62? Vitesse/Sports 6 convertible - with Supra style spoiler
92 Ford Tempo GLS V6 - with an M3 style spoiler
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