If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes, " delete it IMMEDIATELY.
READ ON........
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also
delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It
demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your
ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you
attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900
numbers. This virus will mix
antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE
YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair
with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind
your back and billing their hotel
rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and
throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to
passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly
change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message
opened in a Windows 95/98
environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer
plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows, It will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so
hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
you, sending sparks that will ignite
the person nearest you.
Send to everyone .....
In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
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DON in San Dimas
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