Tigers,
Serious happenings.
Doug Mallory, previously addressed as late as 3:53 pm, 27 Sept. has been
captured by aliens and is now being "physically examined" aboard their
vessel.
His last known address was:
<rdmallory@earthling.net>
But all attempts at communication have been met by "User Unknown".
How ridiculous. We all know Doug, although what we know should be kept
personal.
Hire Sherlock, we have a "Missing Persons" case of the most serious
nature. Or check the local poor house for those who didn't pay their ISP
for the mail box.
Anyone who uses "earthling.net", rather than "earthlink.net" must be an
alien in disguise, with a complete misunderstanding of our terminology,
so maybe he just pedaled off to "home" with "E.T.", in the wrong gear.
(Neither work)
Steve
President
They are Amongst Us (T.H.U.S.)
and
"Mother's Against Tiger Owning Aliens " (M.A.T.O.A.)
--
Steve Laifman < Find out what is most >
B9472289 < important in your life >
< and don't let it get away!>
http://www.TigersUnited.com/gallery/SteveLaifman.asp
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