Steve Laifman wrote:
>"As ye shall seek, so shall ye receive"
> West Coast Instructions:
> See "Seat Cover changing instructions, Unisex."
> 216: Scrape forehead on hog ring; bleed; call attorney
:^D ! LOL! Does California have special product liability laws for antique
cars???
>217: Go to Emergency and document physical damage and
>emotional distress.
And form a support group, no doubt.
> 218: Chardonnay, or Glen Livet (SNIP)
> 221: Repeat 218 until well done.
Ah, y'all always manage to do things that little bit grander out there.
And, sorry, no, I don't know the meaning of the "33" on the seat flap. When
I pulled mine apart, red vinyl slipped over the original black vinyl, I
didn't even think to look. Rip, and Discard. OTOH, with the "early cars"
offered in choice of interior colors, it's plausible. Wouldn't want those
assembly line workers to put tan seats in an otherwise black interior. "Old
Ian's colour-blind, don't you know. Been here since he got home from the
Boer War. They fired him four years back, gave him the pink slip but, as he
couldn't recognize the colour..."
Larry Wright
"I can't get no -- Satis-traction"
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