A blonde is driving on the interstate one day, and her Sunbeam
brakes down, so she eases it over onto the shoulder. She
carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out
jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the
vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin
opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in the history of the highway
occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop,
clearly enraged, runs toward the driver of the disabled vehicle
yelling, "What the hell is going on here?"
"My car broke down," says the blonde, calmly.
"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" screams
the cop.
"Those are my emergency flashers!" replied the blonde, the car never
came with any !!!!.
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