Mr. Barker,
Our firm has been retained by Dr. Laifman to address your
overdue account for professional services rendered. Our
records show that you were counseled for a physical and
mental condition, a diagnosis was made, at a treatment
regime was prescribed. The bill was 1.5 Liters of Johnny
Walker Black Label.
We understand that you are refusing to pay this bill as it
is either beyond your means, or you have chosen not to treat
yourself for a serious medical condition, Opto-Rectal Gross
Abnormality Syndrome Malady (O.R.G.A.S.M.)
The fact that you have chosen not to accept the advice and
counsel of our accredited client in no way relieves you of
the obligation to discharge your indebtedness. We would
hope to settle this matter equitably with your prompt
submission of the professional fee.
We will expect to receive your prompt payment of stated
billing within two weeks, or we will be forced to turn this
matter over to our Recalcitrant Debtors Collection
Department. While this department was understaffed for a
few weeks, he has since been released, and his baseball bats
have been returned after the court ruled his actions
justifiable.
Be forewarned! We know your address, and where your
B9499999 replicar is kept.
A previous Debtor, Dr. Bob, has made full restitution now,
and is recovering nicely.
Sincerely,
Wheeh, Gotcher, Shorthairs (A Professional Corporation)
{9-)
--
Steve Laifman < One first kiss, >
B9472289 < one first love, and >
< one first win, is all >
< you get in this life. >
_/_/_/_/_/_/_/
_/ _/_/_/ _/_/_/ _/
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/_/_/_/
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
_/_/_/_/_/__/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/
_/
_/_/_/
|