So Dick, was that one okay or are you going to slag Paul too?
By the way, I feel the same way you do about virus hoax emails and the jokes on
the subject that I've receive ten each of over a period of three years.
Theo Smit
tsmit@novatel.ca
B382002705
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Paul Burr [SMTP:tigerpb@ids.net]
> Sent: Tuesday, February 23, 1999 6:17 PM
> To: tigers@autox.team.net
> Subject: Humor
>
> A fellow finished restoring a nice Tiger with all the high performance
> options and was on the highway for a nice late evening test drive. The top
> was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he
> decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 85 mph, he suddenly saw
> flashing red and blue lights behind him.
> "There's no way they can catch THIS Tiger," he thought to himself and lit the
> afterburners! The needle hit 90, 100...120...
> Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he
> thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without
> a word and examined it and the car.
> "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the
> 13th. I really don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an
> excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, I might let you go."
> The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a
> cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
> "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
>
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