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To: Bob Palmer <rpalmer@ames.ucsd.edu>
Subject: Sport's Medicine
From: Steve Laifman <Laifman@Flash.Net>
Date: Fri, 03 Jul 1998 22:51:12 +0100

Bob Palmer wrote:

> Steve,
>
> Thanks so much for the very, very funny piece on the new Viagra Supplement.
> It gave me quite a laugh. Unfortunately, I didn't have time to respond
> today at school, and that piece of e-mail now resides on the computer in my
> office. But it is definitely too funny not to share with the rest of the
> list. I do think you are going to have to come up with a little catchier
> name though. If I think of anything clever I'll let you know. Maybe
> "Checkered Flag" with the slogan "You can't win if you can't finish!!" Oh
> well, clever is your forte, not mine.
>
> It was nice to meet you in person at Big Bear. Makes reading your e-mail so
> much more personal now.
>
> Have a nice Fourth!
>
> Best regards,
>
> Bob

Well, if Bob was amused, I wouldn't want to keep this one just between us.  He
recomended a title, so I put the one you see on.  Maybe it works.  Warning: If
you are a sensitive soul, or just like to complain, don't read any further.

Original Message:

Good News,

A new "Sport's" medicine has just been announced.

For all us "senior, experienced drivers", the pharmacuetical firms have just
announced a companion pill to Viagra.  It's called PLFP, or "Put some Lead in
your Foot, as well as your Pencil".  You must take them both 1 hour before the
event, and have a rented room close to the course.

I am checking out if my insurance covers this new one, as well.  Just remember,
races go to finishers!

{9->


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