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Something to offend everybody

To: "Tiger's Den" <tigers@Autox.Team.Net>
Subject: Something to offend everybody
From: Steve Laifman <Laifman@Flash.Net>
Date: Thu, 04 Jun 1998 08:07:06 +0100
Too much technical gibberish, from me included.  Here is a Tiger related tail
you may enjoy, depending upon occupation.


Five surgeons taking a coffee break

1st surgeon says: Accountants are the best to operate on because when you
open them up, everything inside is numbered.

2nd surgeon says: Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is
in alphabetical order.

3rd surgeon says: Try electricians, man! Everything inside THEM is color coded.

4th surgeon says: I prefer lawyers. They only have two functioing parts
connected by a simple tube,
their mouth and their anus.  And both parts are interchangeable.

To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation,
says: I like British car restorers...
they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.


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Steve Laifman         < One first kiss,       >
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                      < one first win, is all >
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