Subject: REAL DMV Answers
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>REAL DMV Answers
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>The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given
>by the California Department of Transportation's driving school
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>Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
>A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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>Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at
>the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper
>sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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>Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
>A: Your car.
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>Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
>driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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>Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer
>drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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>Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A:
>Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
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>Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
>flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.
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>Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
>A: Heavy psychedelics.
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>Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
>A: Carry loaded weapons.
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