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Re: Tigers are Dangerous!

To: Thomas McDowell <mcdowellty@educationconnection.k12.ct.us>
Subject: Re: Tigers are Dangerous!
From: Steve Laifman <laifman@flash.net>
Date: Thu, 08 Jan 1998 10:07:58 +0000
"Tiger Bites Man" not news.
"Man Bites Tiger", that's news.

My Tiger has bitten my knuckles, shins, elbows, knees, sprayed obnoxious
internal fluids in my face (it is a cat), burned my hands, and cut my
fingers. And that's just "playing" around with it. If I were to try some
serious R&R of any major components, I would expect to be bodily
crushed.

Moral, NEVER trust a "wild animal",  like a Tiger, to be a pussy cat.
BTW: I've been bitten by pussy cats as well.

Don't stick your head in your Tigers "mouth", especially if the motor is
on and it's "purring". That's when they are most dangerous.

{;->

Steve
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