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Car Trouble:
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the
carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it
out....... Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the swimming pool."
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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to
get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I
couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you
been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help
but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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Cullen in Tempe (B9472658)
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