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From: Dennis Antenucci <itbewild@gte.net>
To: Craig Cline <Craig_Cline@smtp.rc.trw.com>
Cc: detomaso@wgate.com
Subject: Re: MCDONNELL DOUGLAS WARRANTY
Date: Thu, 09 Oct 1997 20:37:51 -0700
References: <n1335695917.66352@smtp.rc.trw.com>
So Dan. . .You still got your job man?
Mad Dog
P.S. Kill for Peace
Craig Cline wrote:
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> Mail*Link=AE SMTP MCDONNELL DOUGLAS WARRANTY CARD
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> "MCDONNELL DOUGLAS WARRANTY CARD"
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> The following was a page put on the McDonnell Douglas Internet home
> page by a worker with a sense of humor. The company took exception
> to it, however...
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> AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES
> Important! Important! Please fill out and mail this card within 10
> days of purchase.
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> Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In
> order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to
> fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey
> questions is not required, but the information will help us to
> develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.
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> 1. _Mr. _Mrs. _Ms. _Miss _Lt. _Gen. _Comrade _Classified
=
_Other
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> First Name
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> Initial
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> Last Name
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> Password
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> Code Name
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> Latitude Longitude Altitude
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> 2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
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> _F-14 Tomcat _F-15 Eagle _F-16 Falcon _F-117A Stealth
_Classifi=
ed
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> 3. Date of purchase: Month: Day: Year:
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> 4. Serial Number:
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> 5. Please check where this product was purchased:
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> _Received as gift/aid package
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> _Catalog showroom
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> _Sleazy arms broker
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> _Mail order
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> _Discount store
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> _Government surplus
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> _Classified
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> 6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas
> product you have just purchased:
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> _Heard loud noise, looked up
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> _Store display
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> _Espionage
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> _Recommended by friend/relative/ally
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> _Political lobbying by manufacturer
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> _Was attacked by one
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> 7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your
> decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
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> _Style/appearance
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> _Kickback/bribe
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> _Recommended by salesperson
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> _Speed/maneuverability
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> _Comfort/convenience
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> _McDonnell Douglas reputation
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> _Advanced Weapons Systems
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> _Price/value
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> _Backroom politics
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> _Negative experience opposing one in combat
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> 8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
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> _North America
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> _Central/South America
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> _Aircraft carrier
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> _Europe
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> _Middle East
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> _Africa
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> _Asia/Far East
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> _Misc. Third World countries
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> _Classified
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> 9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to
> purchase in the near future:
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> Product Own Intend to
purchas=
e
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> Color TV
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> VCR
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> ICBM
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> Killer Satellite
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> CD Player
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> Air-to-Air Missiles
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> Space Shuttle
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> Home Computer
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> Nuclear Weapon
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> 10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all
> that apply:
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> _Communist/Socialist
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> _Terrorist
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> _Crazed
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> _Neutral
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> _Democratic
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> _Dictatorship
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> _Corrupt
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> _Primitive/Tribal
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> 11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
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> _Cash
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> _Suitcases of cocaine
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> _Oil revenues
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> _Deficit spending
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> _Personal check
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> _Credit card
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> _Ransom money
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> _Traveler's check
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> 12. Occupation You Your Spouse
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> Homemaker
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> Sales/marketing
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> Revolutionary
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> Clerical
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> Mercenary
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> Tyrant
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> Middle management
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> Eccentric billionaire
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> Defense Minister/general
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> Retired
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> Student
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> 13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please
> indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse
> enjoy participating on a regular basis:
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> Activity/Interest You Your Spouse
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> Golf
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> Boating/sailing
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> Sabotage
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> Running/jogging
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> Propaganda/disinformation
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> Destabilization/overthrow
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> Default on loans
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> Gardening
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> Crafts
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> Black market/smuggling
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> Collectibles/collections
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> Watching sports on TV
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> Wines
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> Interrogation/torture
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> Household pets
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> Crushing rebellions
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> Espionage/reconnaissance
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> Fashion clothing
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> Border disputes
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> Mutually Assured Destruction
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> Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your
> answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell
> Douglas serve you better in the future--as well as allowing you to
> receive mailings and special offers from other companies,
> governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.
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> Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:
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> McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
> Marketing Department
> Military Aerospace Division
> P.O. Box 800
> St. Louis"
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> Who says that the military-industrial complex is all bad?
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