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Subject: FW: If Dr. Seuss had been a technical writer
From: nicholsj@oakwood.org
Date: Mon, 25 Aug 97 12:05:00 EST
     


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     With all the discussion on technical writing I think this is 
     appropriate.
     
     
     Jeff
     
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Subject: FW: If Dr. Seuss had been a technical writer
Author:  apston - Alan Stone <apston@acxiom.com> at INTERNET 
Date:    8/25/97 11:17 AM
     
     
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>> WHAT IF DR. SEUSS DID TECHNICAL WRITING? 
>>
>>     If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, 
>>and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, 
>>and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, 
>>then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
>>
>>     If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, 
>>and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, 
>>and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, 
>>then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! 
>>
>>     If the label on the cable on the table at your house, 
>>says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, 
>>but your packets want to  tunnel on another protocol, 
>>that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, 
>>and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, 
>>so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, 
>>then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 
>>'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! 
>>
>>     When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, 
>>and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, 
>>then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.  Quickly 
>>turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.
>>
>>
>>
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