-Since us Tiger-folks drive FORD-powered cars, I thought people might like this
in light of all the bitterness and hard feelings of the last week or 2.
-Sorry if I offend anyone with this or anything else I ever send.
Phil
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Henry Ford went to Heaven upon his death and was given a warm welcome
at the pearly gates. St. Peter, after completing the formalities,
asked him how he would like to spend his time. Ford, the great
inventor, asked to see some of the inventors before him
Adam was the man credited with the invention of women.
Ford requested an audience with Adam, as he had a few things to
straighten out with him.
When the scheduled meeting took place, Ford was all over Adam,
attacking him for the flaws in his invention.
"Your invention is the most stupid work of engineering I ever saw.
There is too much of front end protrusion, the rear end wobbles too
much, it chatters at high speeds and the intake is placed too close to
the exhaust."
Adam wasn't happy. He thought for a while then led Henry Ford to the
Celestial Computer. He worked with the enormous data-banks and in a
few minutes out popped a few charts and graphs.
"Look here, Mr. Ford. Despite all the flaws you pointed out, data
shows that there are more men riding my product than yours."
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