Hi Group,
Just thought I would pass along a little Automobile Acronym / Humor.
Cullen Bennett B9472658
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ACURA
Awful,Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
Automobile Causes Unusual Road Accidents
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
All Users Die Inside
BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy.
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
Bastard Money Wielders
BUICK
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
CAMARO
Can't America Make A Real One?
CHEVROLET
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
CHEVY
Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
CHRYSLER
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
CITROEN
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
DODGE
Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
DATSUN
Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
FERRARI
Fairly Expensive Repairs Required At Regular Intervals
Frighteningly Expensive Repairs Required At Random Intervals
FIAT
Failure in Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again, Tony
Fix It All the Time
FORD
First On Recall Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Got More Crap
Got Mechanic Coming
HONDA
Helping Out Nips Destroying America
How Odd - No Damn Acceleration
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
IROC
It's Really Only a Camaro
JEEP
Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jumps Everything Ever Parked
LOTUS
Lots of Trouble, Usually Serious
Lots of Trouble, Usually 'Spensive
Leave Off The Unnecessary Stuff
Lots Of Terrific Undersized Sportscars.
Lightweight Obscure Tiny Unreliable Sportscars.
MAZDA
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
MOPAR
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
NISSAN
Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
OLDSMOBILE
Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
PINTO
Put In New Transmission Often
PLYMOUTH
Please Let Your Mother Out <from> Under The Hood!
PONTIAC
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadillac
Pile Of Nuts Thrown In A Can
PORSCHE
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
RENAULT
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
SAAB
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
SUBARU
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
TOYOTA
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
TRIUMPH
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
VW
Very Worthless
STP
Stop Those Pistons.
Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster?
A: A tow truck.
Q: What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
A: Passengers.
Q: Why does a Yugo have a heated rear window?
A: So you hands won't get cold while you're pushing it.
Q: How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
A: Push it over a cliff.
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said,
"I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo."
The dealer replied, "OK. Sounds like a fair trade."
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