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Subject: FW: Management and trees humor
From: W Goebner <wpgoebn@pacbell.com>
Date: Mon, 1 Jul 1996 13:54:12 -0700
I have passed lots of tiger stuff to a friend.  The following is my reward:
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A Management Structure is often referred to as a tree.  This is an accurate
description for the following reasons:

 - It is made almost entirely of wood.

 - Parts of it can be dead for years before they drop off.

 - If a branch falls off, most of the parasites move back to the main
   structure.

 - It takes years to react to any environmental change.

 - A large one can transpire hundreds of gallons of liquid in a day.

 - It sometimes carries a great many nuts.

 - If not pruned regularly it will not bear much fruit.

 - Small pieces which are chopped off often grow again in a few years.

 - It can be fired, but usually needs lots of paper to get it going.

 - It may provide shelter for those underneath, but also blocks out most of
   the light.

 - From the top one can see for miles in all directions, except vertically
   downward.

 - Anything heavy dropped from the top reaches the bottom quickly; the
   intervening layers merely delay it slightly.

 - Parts of it can be used to make boards (of varying thickness) but unless
   properly seasoned the quality will be poor.

 - It bends easily in light winds but in storms it is rarely flexible enough
   to avoid damage.

 - It sometimes gets the chop, but usually only after it has been dead or
   rotten for years.

 - Monkeys can get to the top with remarkable speed.

 - A man falling from the upper levels can often grab a lower branch to 
break
   his fall, but a man falling from lower levels goes straight to the 
ground.

 - Sometimes one can move from tree to tree without touching the ground. 
 One
   can travel thus for considerable distances eventually reaching a point at
   which one has absolutely no knowledge of the ground below.



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