Found in local publication:
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I
answer,
the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some
friends
from
work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi
coming home, but she always walks down the drive.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
park my
Van Deimen racecar next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could
get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that
moment, crouching behind my RF94, that I noticed that the rear
transmission
cover on my car seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I
can fix myself or should I take it back to the race shop?
Name withheld by request
Gary Kropf
'59 Bugeye
aka Thicko 'Grenade' - Trying not to go off in '06
Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting..Holy Shit!! What a
Ride!!"
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