> > > > >A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long
>before I
> > can
> > > >get a haircut?"
> > > > >
> > > > >The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
> > > > >
> > > > >The guy leaves.
> > > > >
> > > > >A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks,
> > "How
> > > >long before I can get a haircut?"
> > > > >
> > > > >The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says,
>"About
> > 3
> > > >hours."
> > > > >
> > > > >The guy leaves.
> > > > >
> > > > >A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks,
>"How
> > long
> > > >before I can get a haircut?"
> > > > >
> > > > >The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and
>half."
> > > > >
> > > > >The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and
> > says,
> > > >Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking
>how
> > long
> > > >he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back.
> > > > >
> > > > >A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing
> > hysterically.
> > > >The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
> > > > >
> > > > >Bill looks up, tears in his eyes, and says, "Your house".
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