This could be the official beverage of TT...
jim
Date: Mon, 10 Feb 2003 08:46:40 -0600
BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) --
Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item --
Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.
The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of
Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5
range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of
Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap
wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University
in Bristol, R.I.
She said: "The right name is important."
So, here we go: The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart
Wine:
12. Chbteau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chbteau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...
1. Nasti SpumanteGet
Jim Fuerstenberg
"It has been said that motor racing shares in common with sex
the distinction of being one of the most popular, most maligned
and least understood of human activities."
Charles Beaumont and William F. Nolan (Omnibus of Speed, 1958)
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