First, a serious note. There may be some downtime over the
next few days for autox.team.net services. The underlying IP
addresses may be getting changed, and it could take on the order
of 24 hours for the changes to get propagated around the world.
So your machine may or may not be able to contact the mail/web/ftp
server reliably for a while. Most likely the change will be made
friday night, with hopes that everything will have settled down by
the time folks get to work and waste their employer's time going
through Team.Net email ;-)
Now, not so serious:
Two over the hill Thickos, Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all
excited about hanging up the driving gear and deciding to get married,
spending their remaining summers in the motorhome in spectator
parking. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way
go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the
man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our
wedding gifts."
[Disclaimer:
No resemblence to any Thickos, living or deceased, is intended. If
it happens to make you think of an actual person, that should only
make it funnier for the rest of us! mjb.]
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