----- Original Message -----
From: <DLancer7676@cs.com>
To: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Sent: Wednesday, March 13, 2002 8:12 PM
Subject: Do I know these guys? Who is from Illinois? No LBC
> Cast: Texan = Houston Illinoisian(?) = ? Wisconsinite = Peter C.
>
> A Texan, a guy from Illinois, and a Wisconsinite were riding their horses
out
> on the range.
> The Texan, just to show off, pulled an expensive bottle of whiskey out of
> his saddlebag,
> took a couple swallows, threw the bottle in the air, pulled out his gun,
and
> shot it in mid-air.
> The guy from Illinois was shocked. "What are you doing?" he shouted.
> "That's a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"
> The Texan replied, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are
> cheap!"
>
> A little while later, not wanting to be outdone, the guy from Illinois
pulled
> out a
> bottle of champagne, took a few sips, threw the bottle into the air,
> pulled out his gun and shot it, just like the Texan did.
>
> The guy from Wisconsin couldn't believe it. "What are you doing?" he
> shouted.
> "That was a very expensive bottle of champagne!"
> With a wink to the Texan, he said, "In Chicago, there's plenty of
> champagne and bottles are cheap."
>
> About 15 minutes later, the Wisconsinite pulled out a bottle of beer.
> He opened it and took a sip. Then another sip.
> Then he chugged the rest of the bottle. He then placed the
> bottle back in his saddlebag, pulled out his gun and shot the guy from
> Illinois.
> The Texan was visibly shaken. "What did you do that for?!?!" he
exclaimed.
> The Wisconsinite replied, "Well, in Wisconsin, we have plenty of people
from
>
> Illinois, and bottles are returnable."
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