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In Heat & Out of Gas

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Subject: In Heat & Out of Gas
From: Bob Magnotti <bob@itgonline.com>
Date: Fri, 8 Mar 2002 10:21:23 -0500
                > >A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for
a walk around the > >block?
                > >  Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
                > >What's that mean?" asked the child.
                > >Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
                > >  The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may
I take Belle for a
                > >walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog
was in heat, and
                > >to come to you."
                > >Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked
it with gasoline,
                > >and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, Okay,
you can go now, but
                > >keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the
block."
                > >The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later
with no dog on the
                > >leash.  > >  Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
                > >The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway
down the block,  so
                > >another dog is pushing her home.

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