> >A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for
a walk around the > >block?
> > Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
> >What's that mean?" asked the child.
> >Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
> > The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may
I take Belle for a
> >walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog
was in heat, and
> >to come to you."
> >Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked
it with gasoline,
> >and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, Okay,
you can go now, but
> >keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the
block."
> >The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later
with no dog on the
> >leash. > > Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
> >The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway
down the block, so
> >another dog is pushing her home.
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