An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his
whiskey, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
"Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending
fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."
She replied, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower or watch
TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and asked
him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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