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To: spridgets@autox.team.net, team-thicko@autox.team.net,
Subject: Tax Relief
From: Bob Magnotti <bob@itgonline.com>
Date: Fri, 17 Aug 2001 09:00:35 -0400
This puts a great perspective on our tax system:


> > > > >  If you think the Bush tax cut plan is unfair, read
> > > > >  this rebuttal/analogy that appeared in the Sunday,
> > > > >  March 4 Chicago Tribune. By the way, the ratios are
> > > > >  roughly accurate; 10% of the taxpayers pay about 60%
> > > > >  of the taxes collected, 30% pay 37%, and 60%
> > > > >  collectively pay only 4%.
> > > > >
> > > > >  Every night, 10 men met at a restaurant for dinner. At
> > > > >  the end of the meal, the bill would arrive; they owed
> > > > >  $100 for the food that they shared.
> > > > >
> > > > >  Every night they lined up in the same order at the
> > > > >  cash register to pay the bill. The first four men paid
> > > > >  nothing at all. The fifth, grumbling about the
> > > > >  unfairness of the situation, paid $1. The sixth man,
> > > > >  feeling a little put out, paid $3. The next three men
> > > > >  paid $7, $12 and $18, respectively. The last man was
> > > > >  required to pay the remaining balance, $59; he
> > > > >  realized he was paying for not only his own meal but
> > > > >  the unpaid balance left by the first five men.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >  The 10 men were quite settled into their routine when
> > > > >  the restaurant threw them into chaos by announcing
> > > > >  that it was cutting its prices. Now dinner for the 10
> > > > >  men would only cost $80. This clearly would not affect
> > > > >  the first four men; they still ate for free. The fifth
> > > > >  man announced he would now pay nothing either. The
> > > > >  sixth man lowered his contribution by 1/3, and paid
> > > > >  only $2. The seventh man deducted $2 from his usual
> > > > >  payment and paid only $5.  The eighth man paid $9
> > > > >  instead of his usual $12. The ninth man paid $12, $6
> > > > >  less than before. This left the last man with a bill
> > > > >  of $52.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >  Outside of the restaurant, the men began to compare
> > > > >  their savings, and angry outbursts began to erupt. The
> > > > >  sixth man yelled: "I got only $1 out of the $20 in
> > > > >  cost reduction, and he got $7," pointing at the last
> > > > >  man. The fifth man joined in: "Yeah! I only saved $1
> > > > >  too. It is unfair that he got seven times more than
> > > > >  me." The seventh man cried, "Why should he get a
> > > > >  reduction of $7 when I only got $2?"
> > > > >
> > > > >  The nine men formed an outraged mob, surrounding the
> > > > >  10th man. The first four men followed the lead of the
> > > > >  others: "Even though we weren't paying anything in the
> > > > >  first place, we didn't get any of the $20 reduction in
> > > > >  cost; where is our share?" The nine angry men then
> > > > >  carried the 10th man up to the top of a hill and
> > > > >  lynched him. The next night, the nine remaining men
> > > > >  met at the restaurant for dinner. But when the bill
> > > > >  came, there was no one to pay it.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >  RUMOR HAS IT THE FIRST FOUR MEN NOW WANT TO BE PAID
> > > > >  FOR EATING.  DASCHLE WILL CARRY THEIR FIGHT TO THE
> > > > >  SENATE.

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