In a message dated 5/6/01 3:10:31 PM, ONeillcomm writes:
<<A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large,
>beautiful
> parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said
>$50.00. "Why so little?"
> she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
>this
> bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says
>some
> pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have
>the bird
>anyway.
> She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living
>room and
>waited
> for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house,
>new
madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
"that's not so bad."
> When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them
>and
> said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh
about
the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large,
>beautiful
> parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said
>$50.00. "Why so little?"
> she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
>this
> bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says
>some
> pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have
>the bird
>anyway.
> She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living
>room and
>waited
> for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house,
>new
madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
"that's not so bad."
> When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them
>and
> said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh
about
the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
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Date: Thu, 3 May 2001 19:04:11 EDT
Subject: The Parrot
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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large,
>beautiful
>
> parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said
>$50.00. "Why so little?"
>
> she asked the pet store owner.
>
>
>
> The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
>this
>
> bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says
>some
>
> pretty vulgar stuff."
>
>
>
> The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have
>the bird
>
>anyway.
>
> She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living
>room and
>
>waited
>
> for it to say something.
>
>
>
> The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house,
>new
>
> madam."
>
>
>
> The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
>"that's
>
>not
>
> so bad."
>
>
>
> When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them
>and
>
> said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
>
>
>
> The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh
>about
>
> the situation.
>
>
>
> Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work.
>
>
>
> The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
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