Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods, all of a
sudden
one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he
listened
very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
He tore
off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly was puzzled and
asked
the other Indian what that was all about, was the other Indian crazy
or
what?
"No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season when
Indian
men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the
opening. If
they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting
to
mate."
Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of
the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately,
there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside
the
cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and
then
he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size
of
the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of
this
cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some
really
big, fine woman in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in
anticipation,
and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO!WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the
cave,
tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....
"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN".
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