> > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would
> > have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> > (Hardly seems worth it)
> >
> > If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
> > gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> > (Now that's more like it)
> >
> > A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want
> > to be a pig) (How'd they figure this out, and why?)
> >
> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> > (Still can't get over that pig thing)
> > (Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
> >
> > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
> > pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
> > (And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
> >
> > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> > (Hmmmmmmmmm........)
> >
> > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
> > left-handed people do.
> > (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
> >
> > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times
> > its own weight and always falls over on its right side when
> > intoxicated.
> > (From drinking little bottles of...?)
> > (Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
> >
> > Polar bears are left handed.
> > (Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they
> > ask them?)
> >
> > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> > (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
> >
> > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a
> > human jumping the length of a football field.
> > (30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)
> >
> > A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before
> > it starves to death.
> > (Creepy)
> >
> > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
> > attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping
> > the male's head off.
> > (Honey, I'm home. What the....)
> > (Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
> >
> > Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> > (In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over
> > quantity)
> >
> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
> > (Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)
> >
> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
> > (I know some people like that.)
> >
> > Starfish don't have brains.
> > (I know some people like that too.)
> >
> > After reading all these, all I can say is.............
> > Lucky Pigs..
> >
>
>
-Lena
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