>> A bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what
>>he wants. 'I want to bury my face in your cleavage and
>>lick the sweat from between your tits' he says.
>>
>> 'You dirty git' shouts the barmaid 'get out before I
>>get my husband.' The bloke apologizes and promises not
>>to repeat his gaffe.
>>
>> The Barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants.
>>
>> 'I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between
>>the cheeks of your arse and lick it all off' he says.
>>
>> 'You dirty filthy pervert. You're banned. Get out!!' she
>>storms. Again, the bloke apologizes and swears never ever
>>to do it again.
>>
>> 'One more chance' says the barmaid. 'Now - what do you
>>want?'
>>
>> 'I want to turn you upside down, open your flaps and fill
>>your pussy with Guiness, and then drink every last drop
>>from the hairy cup' The barmaid is furious at this personal
>>intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's
>>sitting quietly watching the telly.
>>
>>'What's up love?' he asks
>>
>> 'There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head
>>between my tits and lick the sweat off', she says.
>>
>> 'I'll kill him. Where is he?' storms the husband.
>>
>> 'Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my
>>arse cheeks and lick it off' she screams.
>>
>> 'Right. He's dead' says the husband, reaching for a
>>cricket bat.
>>
>> 'Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my
>>pussy with Guinness and then drink it all' she cries.
>>
>> The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair,
>>and Switches the telly back
>>on.
>>
>> 'Aren't you going to do something about it?' she cries
>>hysterically.
>>
>> 'Look love. I'm not messing with someone who can drink
>>15 pints of Guinness....'
>
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