> A small, rural West Virginia Wild Animal Park had acquired a very
> rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became
> very difficult to handle.
> Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem,
> the gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male
> gorillas of the species available.
> While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators
> noticed Ed, part time, redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the
animals'
> cages. Ed,like most rednecks, had little sense, but felt that he had ample
> ability
> to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought
> they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition. Would
he
> be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?
> Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
> matter over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would
accept
> their offer, but only under three conditions.
> "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her.
> Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
> The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions,
> so they asked what was his third condition.
> "Well, "said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the
$500."
>
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