> Top 12 things uttered by Yoda while making love.
>
> 1 Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!
> 2 Um. Put a shield on my saber I must.
> 3 Feel the Force.
> 4 Foreplay, cuddling- a Jedi craves not these things.
> 5 Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must.
> 6 Do me or do me not- there is no try.
> 7 Early must I rise. Leave now you must.
> 8 You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank
> Oz's hand up my ass.
> 9 Happens to every Jedi sometimes this does.
> 10 When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too.
> 11 Ow, ow, OW, on my ear you are!
> 12 Who's your Jedi master? Who's your Jedi master!?
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