One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss
each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of
confidence, he leans with his hand against the door and, smiling, he
says to her: "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, if you love me you will do
it!?" (that old chesnut - notice how it always works though!!)
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
(Not this time!)
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't"
Him: "I beg you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's
little sister shows up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice
says: "Mum says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or
if need be, Mum says she can come down herself and do it. But for fucks sake
tell him to take his hand off the intercom..."
|