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To: "thicko" <team-thicko@autox.team.net>
Subject: blonds
From: "Jon Paschke" <birdman@lightspeed.net>
Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2000 08:16:24 -0700
A blond woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has
gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that
she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me.
I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my
house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays...

God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm
going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no
luck. Once again, she prays...

"My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my
car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have
always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one
time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi
is confronted by the voice of God Himself... "Brandi, meet Me halfway on
this. Buy a ticket."


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