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Fw: Things Men Will Never Say

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Subject: Fw: Things Men Will Never Say
From: "Irv Korey" <emanteno@attglobal.net>
Date: Sun, 10 Sep 2000 21:47:55 -0500
> >  1.    I think Barry Manilow is one cool sum bitch!
> >  2.    No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
> >  3.    Her breasts are just . . . too big!
> >  4.    Sometimes I just want to be held.
> >  5.    That chick on "20/20" gives me a woody.
> >  6.    Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.
> >  7.    We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can
> hold
> > your purse.
> >  8.    To hell with Monday Night Football, let's watch Ally McBeal.
> >  9.    You're right.  It's late.  Put your clothes back on and I'll take
> you
> > home.
> >
> >
> >  10.    Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?
> >  11.    I love those ear-rings, don't you?
> >  12.    I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
> >  13.    Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
> >  14.    Do you think your teenage brother would like to play golf
tomorrow?
> >  15.    No way, you weeded the garden last week.; It's my turn.
> >  16.    Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at
> them
> > any more.
> >  17.    I understand.
> >  18.    This movie has way too much nudity.
> >  19.    Oh darn.  We're late for church!
> >  20.    No, I do not want to see your sister's breasts.
> >
> >
> >  21.    Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
> >  22.    Put some panties on for Christ's sake!
> >  23.    Eat something!!  You are starting to look like a Victoria's
Secret
> > Model!!
> >  24.    Don't pick that up, I got it.
> >  25.    Happy Anniversary!!!
> >  26.    Hey, isn't today your mothers birthday??
> >  27.    Can't we just spend the evening talking tonight?
> >  28.    Gay men have rights too!
> >  29.    I am just too tired to have sex again today!
> >  30.    Are you losing weight sweetie??
> >


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