Subject: a wise man once said
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I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female
driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to
have to drive on to the shoulder.
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This evidently pissed the driver off enough, that he
hung out his window and flipped the woman off.
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"Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself I ALWAYS
smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a
female does anything to me in traffic and here's why.
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I drive 38 miles each way every day to work, that's 76
miles. Of these, 16 each way, is bumper-to-bumper, most of
the bumper-to-bumper is on 8 lane highway. So if you just
look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass
something like a new car every 40 feet per lane.
That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out
to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the
rest of the 34 miles is not bumper to bumper.
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I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That
brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass
every day.
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Statistically half of these are driven by females,
that's 18,000. In any given group of females 1 in 28 are
having the worst day of their period. That's 642.
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According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life
as dissatisfying or unrewarding, that's 449, according to
the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide, that's 98,
and 34% describe men as their biggest problem, that's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all
females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
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That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least
one female that, has a lousy love life, thinks men are her
biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or
homicide, is having the worst day of her period and
is armed.
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No matter what she does in traffic, I wouldn't DREAM of
flipping her off.
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