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To: "Cha Wedewer" <Garyandcha@aol.com>, "Mike Plein" <MCPHTCMRP@aol.com>
Subject: Fw: Hunting
From: "Dan Neuhaus" <dannyneu@mwci.net>
Date: Tue, 5 Sep 2000 19:39:26 -0500
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From: <IKE70@aol.com>
To: <ranger1@2xtreme.net>
Sent: Thursday, August 31, 2000 7:44 PM
Subject: Hunting


>
>  > :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)
>  > > The big game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone
about
>  his
>  > > skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no
one could
>  > > dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him
and he
>  would
>  > > recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could
locate the
>  > > bullet
>  > > hole he would even tell them what caliber rifle was used to
shoot it.
>  > > This was a bit too much for the other customers, and soon a
heated
>  > > argument
>  > > was going on. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it
if they
>  > > would
>  > > put up the drinks, and the bet was on.
>  > >
>  > > They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal
skin.
>  > > After
>  > > feeling it for a few moments, he announced, "Springbok." Then
he felt
>  for
>  > > the bullet hole and declared, "And shot with a .22 rifle."
>  > >
>  > > The others could not believe it (he was right) and the argument
was even
>  > > hotter than before. When some started to suggest that he must
have
>  peeped,
>  > > he said that he was prepared to do it again. He would put up
all the
>  > > drinks
>  > > they had bought before against them buying another round for
him. So
>  they
>  > > blindfolded him again, very thoroughly this time, and they
brought a
>  skin
>  > > that someone happened to have in the trunk of his car.
>  > >
>  > > He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Kalahari Lion,"
and
>  > > fingering
>  > > the bullet hole, said, "and the rifle was a .308" and he was
right
>  again.
>  > >
>  > > Well, this was like throwing fat on the fire, and he had to
prove his
>  > > skills, over and over again, every time against a round of
drinks.
>  Finally
>  > > he staggered home, bombed out of his mind, and went to sleep.
>  > >
>  > > The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had
one hell of
>  a
>  > > shiner. So he said to his wife,
>  > >
>  > > "Listen I know I was drunk last night, but not too drunk to
know that I
>  > > did
>  > > not fight anyone in that bar. So where did I get this black
eye?"
>  > >
>  > > And his wife replied angrily, "From me, of course!"
>  > >
>  > > "But what did I do?" he asked.
>  > >
>  > > She replied, "You got into bed and put your hand down inside my
panties.
>  > > Then you fiddled around a bit and announced in a loud
triumphant tone, ]
>  > >
>  > > "Skunk, killed with an ax!"
>  > >
>  > > :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)
>   >>
>
>

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Subject: Hunting


> :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)
> > The big game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about
his
> > skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could
> > dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he
would
> > recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the
> > bullet
> > hole he would even tell them what caliber rifle was used to shoot it.
> > This was a bit too much for the other customers, and soon a heated
> > argument
> > was going on. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they
> > would
> > put up the drinks, and the bet was on.
> >
> > They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin.
> > After
> > feeling it for a few moments, he announced, "Springbok." Then he felt
for
> > the bullet hole and declared, "And shot with a .22 rifle."
> >
> > The others could not believe it (he was right) and the argument was even
> > hotter than before. When some started to suggest that he must have
peeped,
> > he said that he was prepared to do it again. He would put up all the
> > drinks
> > they had bought before against them buying another round for him. So
they
> > blindfolded him again, very thoroughly this time, and they brought a
skin
> > that someone happened to have in the trunk of his car.
> >
> > He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Kalahari Lion," and
> > fingering
> > the bullet hole, said, "and the rifle was a .308" and he was right
again.
> >
> > Well, this was like throwing fat on the fire, and he had to prove his
> > skills, over and over again, every time against a round of drinks.
Finally
> > he staggered home, bombed out of his mind, and went to sleep.
> >
> > The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of
a
> > shiner. So he said to his wife,
> >
> > "Listen I know I was drunk last night, but not too drunk to know that I
> > did
> > not fight anyone in that bar. So where did I get this black eye?"
> >
> > And his wife replied angrily, "From me, of course!"
> >
> > "But what did I do?" he asked.
> >
> > She replied, "You got into bed and put your hand down inside my panties.
> > Then you fiddled around a bit and announced in a loud triumphant tone, ]
> >
> > "Skunk, killed with an ax!"
> >
> > :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)


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